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Celebrities Planning 'End of the World' Sex Before Mayan Doomsday

The Mayan apocalypse is supposedly going to mean the end of the world on December 21, 2012. While some are barricading themselves in shelters, others are hitting the bars and dating sites hoping to get some "end of the world sex" (video below).

Model Niki Ghazian (pictured) told the New York Post: "If I die, I don’t want to die on a dry spell! 'Everybody should go out feeling satisfied. If the world's gonna end, why hold back?"

Ghazian is attending a fashion party on Thursday night where she hopes to score.

Rap artist J. Cole told MTV: "I gotta get Oohh's & Aahh's soul food in D.C. one more time before the world ends. And have sex."

Former 'Jackass' TV star Steve-O added: "If December 21 really does prove to be the end of the world, I've got to nail those three Brazilian triplets before then. Because those dudes are hot."

Bartender Dennis Cintron told the New York Post: "Being a bartender it's pretty easy. [Women] make bad decisions when they've had a couple. And if you're going to die, yeah, why not? Aim for a threesome. Drink 'til they're hotter. Get drunk so you don't remember in the aftermath."

However, New York bartender Rob Rossi added: "There's going to be a lot of babies created, a lot of mistakes made that night. I'm not even going to try. God forbid I die and the person's in my life in the next afterlife telling me, 'Hey, we hooked up, now we've got to spend eternity together.'"


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