I don't know how this is even possible considering what she now looks like, but Diddy's just using Cameron Diaz for the sex. Wait, really? Are we sure he's not just using her for the friendship? From the Chicago Sun Times:
While Cameron Diaz is said to be crazy about Sean “Diddy” Combs, the music mogul is described as viewing the actress more as a galpal he looks at as a “friend with benefits.”
Oh, no. Cameron went from being a movie star to being just another hoochie shaking her moneymaker in the lame rap video that is Sean Comb's life. First A-Rod, now Puffy or Diddy or whatever the hell he's calling himself now? We hear that once Cameron is finished running through the stupid nickname crowd, she's gonna hookup with the superhero community. Get ready, San Diego Comic-Con!