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Near-Toothless British Man Convicted Of Almost Biting Off Neighbor’s Penis

A British man has been found guilty of nearly biting off his neighbor’s penis during an argument about loud music.

Jason Martin, 41, has only one tooth but was somehow still allegedly able to bite down on Richard Henderson’s penis so hard that most of it was severed from his body. Martin and Henderson were arguing because the music on Martin’s Xbox was too loud.

Martin has admitted to grabbing Henderson’s “bits and bobs” after the two began fighting, but denies that he bit his neighbor’s member.

“The thought of putting a man’s penis in my mouth. Well, it’s not for me. Not in a million years would I do it,” Martin said. “I am not homosexual and there is no way I would put a man’s penis in my mouth. Even the thought of it makes me sick.”

When police arrived on the scene, Martin had blood around his mouth, The Inquisitr reported. He maintains that it was from a fat lip and not from Henderson’s nether regions. “I have only got a couple of teeth in the lower part of my mouth. I can’t even bite into a hard-boiled egg,” Martin said.  

Henderson was taken to hospital after the fight and surgeons were able to reattach the severed penis. “My willy was not attached to the rest of my body. I have never experienced that kind of pain to this day and I don’t want to experience it ever again,” he said.

During the court proceedings, the judge asked Martin, “You must have felt his penis and testicles in your hand?”

Martin responded: “I didn’t know if it was his penis or his testicles or his upper leg or arm. I didn’t know what it was. I was just getting beaten up and I was scared.”

Martin will be sentenced when the case comes to court next month.

Sources: The Inquisitr, The Examiner


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