A man got the shock of his life when his penis was nearly bitten off by a woman he was attempting to have sex with.
Florin Ionita, 53, was found with his pants around his ankles by his wife, Maria, screaming in agony and begging for an ambulance to be called.
“I was at a picnic with my husband and some friends and I left to take some of them home in our car, leaving him behind with one friend,” Maria told Mirror. “When I came back I saw him with his trousers around his ankles clutching his private parts and saying 'Call an ambulance, it is going to fall off.'”
Maria said she demanded that her husband tell her what happened, and discovered that he’d exposed his private parts to a friend of hers during the picnic. She responded by biting his penis. Ionita reportedly told his wife that he “just wanted to pass the time pleasantly.”
Maria forgave her husband, saying that he was “only trying to do what all men try to do, but when I called the ambulance I didn't do it too fast, and I told them not to hurry.” According to Mirror Online, she also purposely gave emergency responders unclear directions to their location.
Maria’s friend reported Ionita to authorities following the incident, accusing him of attempting to assault her. He faces up to five years behind bars.
Source: Mirror Online / Photo Credit: mirror.co.uk, WikiCommons