A nude Georgia man was arrested for public indecency after smearing feces on himself in attempt to avoid being put into a police cruiser.
Kenyatta Griffin, 40, was reportedly walking around naked from the waist down near an Arby’s restaurant in Columbus.
A witness told police he saw Griffin defecate on the sidewalk and then begin spreading the feces on his body.
He then proceeded into the outside bathroom of the restaurant, where police later cornered him.
"B----, I got sh-- on me. You are not going to put me in your patrol car," Griffin said, according to the police report.
He was taken into police custody at 12:45 p.m. Tuesday, according to the Ledger-Inquirer.
He is being held at Muscogee County Jail in lieu of $1,000 bond.