Some people do really strange things after they have been drinking. After spending Saturday boozing it up Tennessee man Joseph Michael Hall was left naked and frightened. He then had the bright idea of stealing a Bobcat front-end loader to drive home and avoid taking a walk of shame. Hall, 19, was pulled over by police for drunk driving early on Sunday morning and it was later determined that the Bobcat had been taken from the Out on a Limb Nursery.
Hall thought that he had a pretty good reason for stealing the piece of machinery.
“Mr. Hall stated that he was drunk and that he was trying to hide his nudity by taking the Bobcat,” according to his arrest warrant.
Hall was driving the vehicle on the highway when police pulled him over. He was only a few blocks away from home. The nursery’s owner was called to the scene to pick up the front loader, The Inquisitr reported.
He was charged with felony theft, public intoxication, underage consumption, misdemeanor vandalism and indecent exposure. Hall had previous convictions for DUI and assault.