Here's another pearl of wisdom from Glenn Beck -- evolution isn't real because monkey-men do not exist.
Talking on his radio show on Wednesday, Beck wondered how many people in the country believe in evolution. He said he is not among them, for one simple reason: "I don't think we came from monkeys. I think that's ridiculous. I haven't seen a half-monkey, half-person yet."
Beck said he'll go to his grave with his belief. However, after that, it's all up in the air. "If I get to the other side and God's like, 'You know what, yep, you were a monkey once,' I'll be shocked, but I'll be cool with it."
Beck also had some harsh words for those who believe in the scientifically proven theory of evolution. "They have to make you care. They have to force it down your throat. When anybody has to force it -- it's a problem. You didn't have to force that the world was round. Truth is truth."
Glenn Beck has spoken.