An unidentified man recently caught a female jogger on video defecating on his property during her weekend morning runs.
According to KOAT-TV, the man originally believed a homeless person was defecating in the alley behind his home in Nob Hill, N.M.
However, he was shocked to find on his security video (below) a woman jogging into the alley and relieving herself multiple times.
"[She] drops her pants, lets go, puts her shorts back up without any wipe, nothing else," said the man. "If it happens again, I’m going to run out there with a hose and hose her down and say, ‘Bad human!’”
The man contacted KOAT-TV in hopes of shaming the woman and stopping her obscene habit.
He has not given his video over to police because he does not think they will take it seriously, but authorities told KOAT-TV the woman could be charged with being a public nuisance.