Deputies in Lee County, Fla., arrested a 61-year-old man for exposing his genitals to a female cable company worker.
Allen Willard Jones, of Fort Myers, was charged with disturbing the peace.
A female cable company worker told police she was working when she realized Jones was staring at her.
According to the police report, she claims Jones then unzipped his pants and pulled out his penis.
She said he stood there smiling. She said her response was, “Dude, really?”
The woman then called 911. Jones was arrested and taken to Lee County Jail.
Deputies reported that the man smelled strongly of alcohol and was slurring his speech when they arrived on the scene.