Leave it to Florida to lead the nation in weird Memorial Day headlines.
A drunk woman had to be removed from Pompano Beach yesterday because she would not stop trying to touch and kiss young children.
The woman, 36-year-old Jennifer Hinkle, was arrested and charged with disorderly intoxication for her bizarre behavior. She was almost charged with battery, too, but the parents involved did not want to press charges -- they just wanted her off the beach.
If I saw a drunken Hinkle (pictured) chasing me as a kid, I would probably be scared too.
Sources: NBC Miami