It may sound like a 'Saturday Night Live' sketch, but this story about a dirty old man, with way too much time on his hands, is true.
In Oklahoma City, police have arrested Clyde Dorain Hobbs, 72, who allegedly called 911 on Saturday, at least 17 times, and not for emergencies.
The police report claims that Hobbs made sexually oriented comments to the emergency operators each time he called.
Police say it isn't the first time they've arrested Hobbs for calling 911. Records show the senior has been arrested three previous times. The police report states when officers arrived to Hobbs' home, he was "very belligerent and rude."