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2012 Bowl Games

2012-13 Final Bowl Game Performance Reviews

Finishing up the performance reviews of SEC teams that went bowling this year, we end with the last three teams, Texas A&M, Ole Miss, and Alabama.  Previous reviews can be found here and here

If you missed those, click one of those links so I don't have to explain this again.  What's that?  FINE.  I too know the pain of 20 seconds of mild inconvenience, so I'll just type all of this AGAIN.

Each bowl performance is rated on a scale of one to five Steven Seagal Songs from the Crystal Cave because everything must be measured against perfection.

 

Texas A&M 41, Oklahoma 13
I care nothing for Texas A&M, but watching Johnny Manziel play was one of my favorite parts of this college football season.  If I were an A&M fan, I'd like to think my enjoyment of watching him would be exponentially higher.

More than likely though, I'd be so worried that he's about to take a hit that puts him out of the game and sends our season straight into the crapper, that I'd have a very difficult time enjoying the moment because I'd feel like I was about to throw up whenever he takes off on one of his scrambles that crushes the soul of a defense.  I'd only truly enjoy it once I saw we were up three touchdowns and they kept showing shots of the defensive coordinator in a 1,000-yard stare at nothing and/or opposing fans face down in the aisle in a pool of their own tears.

Performance Rating:

 

Ole Miss 38, Pittsburgh 17
My tickets to the Compass Bowl were sent to the wrong address, so after talking with the Ole Miss ticket office, I was told the tickets would be at the players' family gate.  I get to the gate, an usher or someone who might have worked for the stadium waves me through and in to the stadium with no ticket in hand.

At this point, no one asks to see a ticket or points me in any direction.  I'm just standing there with no ticket and now in the stadium.  Credit to Ole Miss, as my tickets were at a table, but I never handed a ticket to anyone employed by the stadium or Compass Bowl. 

Everyone should go, and could go free of charge, to a Compass Bowl.

Performance Rating:

 

Alabama 42, Notre Dame 14
Turns out, dramatic, come-from-behind, overtime wins against Pittsburgh just don't carry as much weight as they once did.  I don't know how many SEC teams could have beaten Notre Dame, but I think that number would be significantly smaller if they'd just go ahead and hire Trooper Taylor.  NEED FOR SPEED, DAWG.

/golden towel wave

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A marginally factual and hastily thrown together preview of tonight's main event will be up later this afternoon, but for now, a few memories of spending multiple hours in and around Legion Field, where Ole Miss proved that 6-6 was a generous record for Pittsburgh.

1.  Game day organization and attention to detail were largely ignored by those who operate the logistics arm of the Compass Bowl, but rather than complain about it, both Ole Miss and Pitt should use it as motivation to never wind up in Birmingham again

2.  Traffic before the game was somewhat irritating, as Birmingham cops blocked off streets and used only a few main streets to funnel people to Legion Field, but given the area surrounding the stadium, this could have been a preemptive strike on property loss/damage reports they'd have to fill out as a result of people choosing less-traveled paths

3.  Quite possibly my favorite part of the in-stadium experience was that the people selling food/drink/miscellaneous items pretty much wore whatever was in their closet that morning; no uniforms or identification of any kind were used by the Compass Bowl, but if a dude was behind a fold-out table and said beers were $5 a piece, I trusted him

4.  Actually, my favorite part of the in-stadium experience was Birmingham's mayor, speaking before the game, when he welcomed the fans of each school and said, "And Pitt fans, (slight chuckle) welcome back!"

5.  If you have a television that was manufactured after 1997, you have a higher quality visual display that the jumbotron/screen at Legion Field; my favorite part of the screen was a black rectangle that spent the first quarter blocking portions of the screen

6.  As for the game, the Ole Miss defense wins the MVP, as they dominated up front and only allowed points when the Ole Miss offense (AHEM, BO WALLACE) turned it over; if they can get some depth at defensive tackle, the defensive line has a chance to be very good next year

7.  And Bo Wallace, UGH, if he stops making the handful of authentically horrible decisions he makes in every game, he could be one of the better quarterbacks Ole Miss has ever had; Hugh Freeze's offense is good for any quarterback, but he has the arm strength and enough athleticism to pile up some strong numbers over the next two years

8.  Finally, I'd be remiss if I didn't mention the impressive display of daytime fireworks offered by the Compass Bowl; Ole Miss game day operations circa 2007 could have used some pointers on how to have daytime fireworks without knocking out power to the stadium

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