Will, Kate Mock Pope Benedict's "Infallibility" on Condoms

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To wear a condom or not to wear a condom, that is the question. No glove, no love. If it doesn’t fit you must acquit.

The Pope is a main pillar of the Catholic Church. The doctrine of papal infallibility is a main pillar of the Papacy. The word infallible means ‘incapable of error, never wrong, dependable, reliable, sure.’ The doctrine of Papal Infallibility in the Roman Catholic Church means that when the Pope speaks in his official capacity as the Pope and sets forth doctrine on faith and morals he is incapable of error.

On April 29, 2011 Prince William will marry Kate Middleton at Westminster Abbey. Pope Benedict will not be officiating because in 1534 King Henry VIII broke away from the Pope and the Roman Catholic Church. King Henry VIII married Catherine of Aragon, ‘Aragon Kate’.

King Henry VIII was married to Aragon Kate for 24 years. Some of their sons were born stillborn and others died in infancy before the invention of antibiotics which has led to the population explosion. Henry wanted to marry Anne Boleyn and Pope Clement VII refused to annul the marriage of Henry and Kate. King Henry VIII then broke with the Pope and made himself and all future British Monarchs head of the Church of England. In retaliation the infallible Pope Paul III excommunicated King Henry VIII from the Roman Catholic Church. Don’t call us, we’ll call you.

Yesterday the BBC asked Prince William what he thought of Pope Benedict’s condom flip flop. Prince William replied, “As the future head of the Church of England I am appaled by the rudimentary oversight deemed by His Infallibleness on this issue. What do you expect from a former member of the Hitler Youth and the architect of the Catholic Church cover up of Catholic Priests having unprotected sex with choir boys?” Kate Middleton chimed in, “Annulment schmullment.”

In 1930 Pope Pius called contraception a grave sin. In 1995 Pope John Paul II’s Evangelium Vitae called contraception a slayer of children who God intended to create. On a flight to Africa last year Pope Benedict claimed in defiance of all medical opinion that condom use would actually make the African Aids epidemic worse by increasing sexual activity. According to the infallible Pope Benedict, 100 HIV positive African men wearing latex condoms would spread more Aids than 90 HIV positive African men having sex not wearing condoms.

The sheer stupidity of this Papal Decree instantly changed the doctrine of Papal Infallibility to Papal Palinity. The mathematicians at the Vatican knew that the Pope was insane and forced him to recant his earlier position on condoms. This week Pope Benedict said that “condom use by male prostitutes would represent a first step in moral responsibility in the intention of reducing the risk of infection.” Today Vatican spokesman and head football coach Federico Lombardi said, “For clarification I spoke to Pope Benedict and he said that anyone infected with AIDS, whether man, woman or transsexual should use condoms to prevent infection.” Was Pope Benedict right when he said that HIV positive people should not wear condoms or when he said that they should wear condoms? On which occasion was the Pope wrong?

The fallback position of the Catholic Church is that the Holy Bible is the word of God and infallible. The Old Testament of Judaism is also the Holy Scripture of Christianity and Islam. According to Judaism, Christianity and Islam God of Mount Sinai aka God the Father, Jesus Christ, The Holy Spirit, Allah, Yehovah, Elohim carved the 10 commandments in stone Himself in Hebrew. The 2 tablets were carried into Israel in the Ark of the Covenant. All the Holy Bible writers had to do was to copy them verbatim into the Holy Bible.

The sixth commandment carved by God Himself in Hebrew is “Lo Tirtzach.” “Lo” means “Don’t” and “Tirtzach” means “Murder”, to which self defense is a legal defense. However in the Catholic Bibles, the sixth commandment is mistranslated as “Thou shall not kill.” By forbidding condom use in Africa where 20% of the people are Catholics, and more women than men have AIDS, how many innocent men, women and children have been murdered by the condom directives of the infallible Popes? The wrongful death lawsuit by the African families against the Catholic Church will make the sex abuse scandal look like a dance with Nancy Pelosi.   

After ‘being with’ Kate Middleton for 8 years Prince William proposed marriage recently in Kenya. Do Prince William and Kate Middleton believe in abstinence like Abstinence Activist and aspiring dancer Bristol Palin? Kate Middleton: “Willy hide the rubbers it’s the Holy Father.” What will be in Pope Benedict’s loot bag at Westminster Abbey on April 29, 2011?