I somehow missed a 9.30 Hollywood Reporter story by Gregg Kilday and Matthew Belloni lamenting a lack of minorities among this year's Oscar hopefuls.
"For the first time since the 73rd Oscars 10 years ago, there will be no black nominees in any of the acting categories at the February ceremony," their story says, "and there are virtually no minorities in any of the major categories among the early lists of awards hopefuls. Will white be the only color on the red carpet?"
In other words, the story seems to imply, is there any way that Tyler Perry's For Colored Girls can make it into one or more of the competing Categories -- Best Picture, Director, Actress, Supporting Actress -- so we can at least say that the 83rd Oscars won't be entirely white-bread?
That sounds like a fair-minded solution. The problem, of course, is that directing-chop-wise, Perry couldn't hit the broad side of a barn with a double-barrelled shotgun if his life depended on it.
Heres' another idea, AMPAS. Nominate Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu's Biutiful as one of Best Foreign Language Feature contenders, and then you'd have a Hollywood Latin flavor (Inarritu, Javier Bardem) to mix in with the vanilla.