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Well, why wouldn't you eat a fetus?

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It's not a life, or a person, or a baby. If it's not a person with rights, then what's wrong with eating fetuses? Honestly, what's your objection?

 It seems like it would be so delicious and tender, like veal. What possible objection could anyone make to killing and eating a fetus? We could pay welfare mothers to raise some big fat ones to have for Thanksgiving or maybe Christmas. They could be in the frozen section.

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 Don't be scared. Tell me what would be wrong with it. We can use radiation to kill any diseases before the meat leaves the butcher, so don't worry about public safety.

 

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