"Jersey Shore" Star The Situation Has a Clothing Line

| by Kate Wharmby Seldman

Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino, star of MTV's reality show "Jersey Shore," has debuted the first piece from his upcoming clothing line.

On his Facebook page, the all caps-loving Sorrentino writes: "check out a SNEAK PREVIEW of my SOON TO BE RELEASED, HOT TO DEATH, SITUATION DILLIGAF TANK TOP on my dawgg Jonny Manfre, better known as Jonny "the Unit" - find it in the near future, as well as my whole line on my soon to be dropped website & on as well as in cool stores across the world - #GTL - #situationnation"

If you can decipher all that Jersey Shore lingo and Twitter-speak, good for you. If not, here's a translation: The Situation's friend Jonny Manfre is modeling his new tank top, which bears the legend "SITUATION DILLIGAF."

The latter word is an acronym for "Does it look like I give a f***?" This acronym is also the name of the Situation's official clothing line. #GTL means "Gym, Tan, Laundry."

These three tasks, according to the Situation, must be done every day in order to stay "fresh and mint." The hash is a Twitter convention which enables users to look for all tweets containing a particular "tag" - in this case, GTL, and situationnation, otherwise known as the Situation's fan club.

If you need someone to explain to you what Jonny "the Unit"'s nickname means, kindly look elsewhere.