David Hasselhoff to Compete On "Dancing With The Stars"

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Hide the liquor bottles and hide your eyes from the blinding whiteness of The Hoff's teeth, because he is headed to "Dancing With The Stars." I guess The Hoff is the only big name the producers could get this year, so they leaked it. US Weekly says rumored cast members include The Situation and Audrina Patridge. I would say they will be the first to go, because the demographic of the show is such that I doubt very many of the viewers have ever watched Jersey Shore or The Hills. Some good news is that US Weekly thinks neither Ali Fedotowsky or hr fiancee will be on the show. I find that hard to believe considering DWTS is an ABC show, and this will give them a chance to plug The Bachelor or Bachelorette for many weeks.

Unless The Hoff shows up drunk more than once or twice, I think he will probably be the most popular. I don't think he will be the best, because they will no doubt have some singers like Brandy or others who can already dance.