Tiger Woods and Lindsey Vonn are Getting Really Close
World Cup alpine ski racer Lindsey Vonn and professional ladies man, avid golfer Tiger Woods, are reportedly becoming seriously involved. According to US Weekly, the couples ‘friends’ who have previously denied they are romantically linked, now say that the two have been getting to know each other’s families.
Woods lent his private jet to the Olympic skier so she could fly out of Austria following her skiing accident a few weeks ago and the couple has been reportedly spending more time together as she recuperates. With Vonn’s brother recently giving skiing lessons to Tiger’s children, a true family affair may be in the cards.
If Lindsey wants to have a permanent relationship with “the tiger,” she really needs to know everything about him. While Tiger’s noted prowess on the golf course is as legendary as his womanizing, there may be some basic things about the testosterone overloaded cat that Vonn may not know. For instance, Tiger’s real name is Eldrick Tont Woods, something you may not have known because it really doesn’t work well on Madison Avenue.
Caveat emptor Lindsay, I know you are used to going down hill, but maybe not with your relationships. Cats just don’t change their stripes that often…
What the hell is going on? One asteroid hits the earth, another is a near miss and the Canadian Parliament is worried about zombies overrunning the U.S.-Canadian border in the event of a zombie apocalypse? This is not good!