While appearing on Ellen DeGeneres’ talk show, Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover girl Kate Upton essentially confirmed that she was dating New York Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez. She didn’t actually admit that she was going out with him, per se, but her constant dodging of every question that Ellen posed about the purported relationship was more telling than any “yes” could ever hope to be.
Here is Ellen doing arguably the best investigative journalistic work of this decade:
There should be two takeaways from that clip: 1.) Upton’s cover was clearly airbrushed in the lungs area and 2.) Sanchez, the soon-to-be ex-starting quarterback of the Jets, scored way over his head with this one.