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Mark Sanchez and Eva Longoria Allegedly Broke Up Because the Jets are Depressing

| by Alex Groberman

America was rocked to its very core this week when news broke that Eva Longoria and New York Jets quarterback, Mark Sanchez, had broken up. If these two can’t make it, what hope is there for the rest of us?

As soon as word came down that Longoria and Sanchez parted ways, the rumor mills began churning out various theories as to why things didn’t work out. Was the problem age? Politics? Familial concerns? Career issues?

Ding. Ding. Ding.

According to TMZ, the reason that Longoria and Sanchez called it quits is because the latter was always sad about his terrible football team. Via the report:   

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Sources connected to the former couple tell us ... they broke up because Mark was impossible for Eva to be around because he was in such a crappy mood over the NY Jets' horrible season.

As one source puts it, "It's hard to maintain a relationship when one person is upset all the time."

Chances are, Longoria looked at the Jets’ upcoming schedule, noticed that they will probably lose three out of their next five, and realized that she couldn’t take any more of this.

Totally understandable decision.

(Kudos TMZ, Larry Brown Sports)

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