Yankees Derek Jeter Offers One-Night Stands Some Nifty Consolation Prizes

| by Alex Groberman

New York Yankees superhero Derek Jeter isn't known for hitting too many home runs during the baseball season, but that’s never stopped him from scoring in his own personal way. Jeter’s exploits with various models and actresses and models and actresses have been well publicized; however, nobody has ever bothered to discuss what happens on the morning after.

Until now.

In a special in-depth new report, the gossipmongers over at the New York Post offered all interested parties a little bit of insight -- a better look, if you will -- into Jeter’s unique way with the ladies.

As per the Post:

Yankee star Derek Jeter, one of New York’s most eligible hunks since his split with longtime gal pal Minka Kelly, is bedding a bevy of beauties in his Trump World Tower bachelor pad — and then coldly sending them home alone with gift baskets of autographed memorabilia.

The Yank captain’s wham-bam-thank-you-ma’am kiss-offs came to light when he mistakenly pulled the stunt twice on the same woman — forgetting she had been an earlier conquest, a pal told The Post.

“Derek has girls stay with him at his apartment in New York, and then he gets them a car to take them home the next day. Waiting in his car is a gift basket containing signed Jeter memorabilia, usually a signed baseball,” the friend dished.

“This summer, he ended up hooking up with a girl who he had hooked up with once before, but Jeter seemed to have forgotten about the first time and gave her the same identical parting gift, a gift basket with a signed Derek Jeter baseball,” the pal said.

“He basically gave her the same gift twice because he’d forgotten hooking up with her the first time!”

The best thing about this story is that it makes Jeter really relatable to the average man. I mean, remember the time that you brought home one-night stands on such a consistent basis that you lost track of who was who and then accidentally gave the same girl the same morning-after gift twice? That was so embarrassing, am I right?

Worst. Guy. Ever.

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