What are security guards at baseball games for? To watch? To enjoy the overpriced, low-quality food? To talk with other security guards? No, no and no. Security guards are at baseball games to make you feel secure. To protect you in the event that, God forbid, something bad happens.
Apparently one security guard who worked a San Diego Padres versus St. Louis Cardinals game recently didn’t get that message. What did this dude do?
Check it out:
A ball girl, man. Are you kidding me?