Weirdy-beardy Spencer Pratt is all set to pen a tell-all about his life with soon-to-be-ex Heidi Montag.
The Pratt tells Us Weekly that he plans on soiling on their empty love nest, spilling details about their showmance and Montag’s dysfunctional relationship with her mother, Darlene Egelhoff.
“My last book, How to be Famous, didn’t make the New York Times best-seller list because it was in the self-help section,” Pratt tells Us. “This one is going to be totally different. I’m not holding anything back.”
Amazingly enough, Montag is spitting tacks over Pratt’s blabbing, and she’s planning legal action to halt the book’s release.
“This is exactly why I left him,” she said. “Right now I’m looking into my legal options.”
What a douche.
Montag filed for divorce in July after one year of marriage. Their divorce becomes final on Valentine’s Day, 2011. How romantic.