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Spencer Pratt Holds Heidi Montag Captive In Filth

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Spencer Pratt has been holed up in a nasty house in the Pacific Palisades, keeping wife Heidi Montag prisoner, with the use of the all powerful crystals!

Spencer is writing a movie script with the help of a Marine that they’ve taken as a roommate and has been holding Heidi captive. He hopes that the crystal-lined windows will keep the bad vibes out and keep Heidi in. Or something like that.

Reportedly, these two have been living in “an unkempt and unsafe home”, while Spencer works out his movie ideas. Spencer said, “It’s true, I do have a Marine in the house. He’s helping me write a script. And yes, we’ve been out of the house only three times this month, but that’s because I’m busy working on several business ventures.”

I’m all for anything that will keep these two hermits away from the public eye. No one needs to see them mugging it up at the local Taco Bell or kissing in the park.

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In related news, the duo may not make a finale appearance on “The Hills”…Probably because Spencer was banned from the show? Heidi’s role on the show was reduced because she didn’t want to do a fake divorce storyline. And why not? It’s not like anything else they’ve done wasn’t fake, right?

They’ve become recluses so much, that when Heidi’s mother came to visit, Heidi called the cops and threatened to get a restraining order. All because she told the truth! Heidi needs psychiatric help, not help from a plastic surgeon.

Note to Spencer: Buy more crystals!

source: Heidi, Spencer Pratt Might Not “Come Back” for Hills Finale - [us weekly]

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