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Knife-Wielding Man Arrested at Paris Hilton's Home

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Here at CelebDirtyLaundry, we’re not ones to joke about any murder attempts, but HAHAHAHAHA!!

Some nefarious evildoer just tried to break into Paris Hilton’s house and remove her from the planet. Under any normal circumstances, this would be awful news, but since it’s Paris, we can only assume he was forced to listen to Stars Are Blind one too many times.

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Paris Twitpic’d a photo that was taken outside of her home, showing the cops on her property. They arrested a man in his 40′s who was wielding “two knifes”. DUMB!

She tweeted, “So Scary, just got woken up to a guy trying to break into my house holding 2 big knifes. Cops are here arresting him.”

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She advised the police that the man was banging on her windows, but didn’t get in.

Come on! He just wanted to know if Paris could come out and play! Or maybe teach her proper grammar? Hey, it could happen.