An ad posted on the Toronto Craigslist seeks to hire a musician to follow Mayor Rob Ford around City Hall while playing the tuba.
“I'm looking for hire a person to follow Rob Ford around for one day while playing a tuba,” the ad says, comparing it to the “Family Guy” segment below.
The ad offers $125 for eight hours of work.
“You must be able to provide your own tuba. A trombone would also be acceptable,” it says.
The ad says the tuba player must wear a GoPro camera, provided by the poster, and a @UnethicalHacks t-shirt.
The UnethicalHacks website lists a number of unethical ways to get what you want. For instance:
- “If you get lousy service at a restaurant, you can sometimes get away with paying a negative tip … Write a negative tip and deduct it from the total.”
- “If someone is battling you for the arm rest on an airplane cough into that arm then put it back.”
- “Car in longterm parking? Walk up to the ticket machine and grad a new ticket to present on your way out.”