Man Gets Drunk and High, Attempts to Have Sex With Drink Cart on Train

| by Dominic Kelly

A 25-year-old man was sentenced to community service and 100 hours of unpaid work after he attempted to have sex with a drink cart on a train in Scotland.

According to reports, Andrew Davidson was drunk and on a legal high when he approached a crewmember to purchase a beer.

"The accused had previously asked to purchase a can of beer from her but had been told she had run out,” described prosecutor Jim Eodanable. “He approached again and tried to engage her in conversation. Just prior to arriving in Dundee station he asked if he could kiss her and she said no. This was heard by passengers who were concerned for her safety. One passenger, who had her daughter with her, decided to keep an eye on the situation. The train stopped and the accused was seen placing his hands on a female passenger leaving the train. He was rubbing his chest, sticking his tongue out and shouting about what he wanted to do to his boyfriend. He got back to his feet. He then approached the unattended trolley and started rubbing himself against the trolley."

Davidson was allegedly humping the cart, announcing to the people onboard that he wanted to have sex with it.

When the train stopped in Perth, officers were outside waiting for Davidson and say they found him face down, unable to remember anything that happened.

Davidson will now have to complete his sentence of community service and 100 hours of unpaid work. He will not, however, be placed on the sex offenders list because the court determined that the sexual aspect of the situation was not significant.

"I really can't remember anything that happened,” said Davidson in a letter to the court. “I am disgusted with my behaviour. I'm very sorry. “