Man Found Dead In His Home Next To Scarecrow With Strap-On Penis

| by Sean Kelly
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An Argentina man was found dead in his home after he reportedly had sex with a scarecrow that he dressed in lipstick, a wig and strap-on sex toy.

Shepherd Jose Alberto, 58, was found in his San Jose de Balcare house after neighbors reported a foul smell coming from the residence. Police forcibly entered the house and discovered Alberto’s rotting remains lying on the ground next to the dolled up scarecrow.

“I initially thought there were two bodies but then I realized one was a scarecrow wearing lipstick and a long-haired wig,” prosecutor’s office spokesman Rodolfo Moure said. “It was lying next to the deceased and had a six-inch strap-on penis. Straw had been stuffed inside the old clothes that had been sewn together to make the scarecrow.

“There were no signs of violence and we are working on the assumption that the man died during sex with the scarecrow,” he added. “We are now waiting the results of an autopsy.”

According to reports, Alberto lived by himself and didn’t own a cellphone. Neighbors described him as a “loner.”

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