Bill Maher says that conservatives need to match the liberal spectacle of the mass gay wedding held at the Grammy Awards this year by holding a mass shooting.
“Now that liberals have forwarded their agenda by inserting a mass gay wedding into the Grammys, conservatives must match them tit-for-tat by having a mass shooting at the Country Music Awards,” Maher said during his New Rule segment on “Real Time with Bill Maher” Friday.
Last Sunday, 33 couples were wed by rapper-talk show host Queen Latifah, who was deputized by Los Angeles County to legally conduct the ceremonies. Macklemore, Ryan Lewis and Madonna sang during the performance.
"The right-wing conservatives think it's a decision/And you can be cured with some treatment and religion/Man-made rewiring of a predisposition," Macklemore rapped. "Playing God, aw nah here we go/America the brave still fears what we don't know/And God loves all his children, is somehow forgotten/But we paraphrase a book written 3500 years ago."
Another new rule, Maher announced, is that Puritanism must go.
“If polls show we now live in an America that can accept gay marriage and legal marijuana it’s time we knocked over the next social domino: Puritanism. Especially as it pertains to our elected leaders. Let’s stop being a nation of grade-school prudes about adult consensual sex and accept the fact that politicians aren’t boy scouts, that’s just a costume they wear on grinder.”