A 19-year-old Tennessee woman was reportedly found with a loaded handgun hidden in her vagina when she was called in to the local police station to investigate a driving violation.
Dallas Archer was being booked at a Kingsport jail for driving with a suspended license. While searching her, a female corrections offer discovered an “unknown object” in the woman’s nether regions, The Smoking Gun reports.
The officer and a female cop took Archer into the bathroom for a more thorough search. They found a four-inch “North American Arms 22 LR revolver (loaded) which Ms. Dallas had concealed in her vagina," according to the police report.
Archer already has a storied criminal record, despite her age. She has been charged with aggravated assault and domestic vandalism for allegedly choking her mother and then pouring bleach on the clothes in her bedroom. Now she also has the charges of driving with a suspended license, possession of a stolen firearm, and introduction of contraband into a penal facility, a Class C felony.
Investigating the weapon, police found that the five-shot mini-revolver had been “stolen from an auto burglary in 2013.” It is the property of 70-year-old retired car salesman John Souther.
Souther said the gun, valued at $250, had been taken from his 1994 Mustang last year while it was sitting in his carport. Police had informed him that the gun had been recovered, but not how.
“Oh, gosh,” he said in response to the news about the gun’s whereabouts.
He said he would like “the little fellow” back, but not before “a bath in bleach.”
In the most famous recent case of a woman stashing a gun up her vagina, writer Cormac McCarthy’s ex-wife was arrested in January for “suspicion of assault with a deadly weapon” after she put “a silver handgun up her vagina” during an argument with her boyfriend about space aliens.