Parody Video: John Goodman Plays Pro-Gay Colonel Sanders

| by Michael Allen

In a new parody video (below) from, Colonel Sanders (played by actor John Goodman) has a pro-gay message for those who are angry at Chick-Fil-A's support of anti-LGBT organizations and statements made by CEO Dan Cathy, reports

In the video, 'Colonel Sanders' says: “I figure I’m a bit more progressive than my pals down at Chick-fil-A. Let it be known that Col. Sanders loves The Gays! Hell, I might even be gay.”

“I know what you’re thinking as you’re lying there snuggling up to your bear. How do I know you’re not just jibberin’ and jabberin’ to try and get more of my gay business? You don't, but what you really need to know is that I love gay people, always. And we’re open on Sundays.”

“I prefer to see the world the way my hormone-loaded, antibiotically engineered chickens do, without gender. Or beaks. Or b*ttholes."