Any reputable thief will tell you that big time crimes don’t happen on a whim. You don't just steal the Mona Lisa from the Louvre at random. You’ve got to psyche yourself out first. You’ve got to be in the zone.
And in 2013, what better way is there to hype yourself up for a crime than twerking? Yes, twerking.
A Brooklyn thief was caught on surveillance camera twerking for an hour straight before participating in a theft. Don’t believe me? Check out this sped-up footage of the marathon twerk session:
After running out of gas in her twerk tank, the unidentified woman helped a man steal a number of delivered packages from inside an apartment building.
The victim of the theft is having a hard time getting too angry given the show her robber put on beforehand.
“Her endurance was rather impressive,” victim Lindsey Riddle told Gothamist “I’m not exaggerating when I say she did this for an hour. A couple of my neighbors walked into the building and she’d stop momentarily and then start up hardcore as soon as their backs were to her.”
Do your thing girl. Momma Miley is proud.