Damn. It looks like I have to cancel my travel plans to Arizona. Prince Harry is in the United States for Apache helicopter training and is heading for Arizona after having been in California for the last four weeks.
It seems that the small town of Gila Bend is anticipating Prince Harry's arrival but the fathers are a little worried that their daughters might fall victim to the charms of the naughty, ginger royal. The town's mayor Ron Henry:
"There are probably some fathers here in Gila Bend who would go to extremes to protect their daughters," Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and we have some very pretty girls here," Mayor Henry admitted, adding of the hard-partying, playboy prince: "Some of the dads won't take too kindly to a Prince fornicating the night away and drinking into the small hours. It is a very quiet town with a lot of good Christian people. This isn't a party town. I would advise the Prince to take in the beautiful sights of the desert instead."
Mayor Ron is so naive. I'm sure the pretty girls of Gila Bend are as eager to have Prince Harry in their little town as he is to be there. In a sleepy little town with nothing to do, isn't the only thing left to do is fornicate?