When a man in Virginia was told by his girlfriend — with whom he’d just moved in — that she didn’t want his beloved dog to join them in their new home, he took to Craigslist to make things right.
“My girlfriend does not like my beagle Molly. So I have to rehome her,” the man writes on the Craigslist ad. “She is purebred from a wealthy area and I have had her for 4 years. She likes to play games. Not totally trained. Has long hair so she’s a little high maintenance, especially the nails, but she loves having them done.”
As the ad continues, it starts to become clear that this man might not be really trying to find a home for his dog after all.
“Stays up all night yapping but sleeps while I work," the ad reads. "Only eats the best, most expensive food. Will NEVER greet you at the door after a long day or give you unconditional love when you’re down. Does not bite but she can be mean as hell.
“So,” the ad continues,” anyone interested in my 30-year-old, selfish, wicked, gold-digging girlfriend? Come and get her! Me and my dog want her re-homed ASAP!!”
Read the clever ad below.
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