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Ultimate Royal Wedding Souvenir: "Crown Jewels" Condoms

| by Oh The Scandal

“Lie back and think of England” has taken on a whole new meaning with the announcement that “Crown Jewels” condoms have been made to commemorate the April wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton.

The British company’s website boasts, “Like a royal wedding, intercourse with a loved one is an unforgettable occasion.”

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Crown Jewels promises to give its patrons “the strength of a prince with a yielding sensitivity of a princess-to-be.”

So forget the souvenir tea towels, coffee mugs, coins and plates – and go with royal rubber on this very special occasion.

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Presented in regal-looking purple and gold, each pack bears a picture of the couple gazing into each other’s eyes, saying it contains a “triumvirate of regal prophylactics”, which are “lavishly lubed” and “regally ribbed”.

But don’t sheath your sword just yet – there’s a disclaimer on their website that reads “Crown Jewels Royal Souvenir Condoms are a novelty condom not suitable for contraception or protection against STDs.”

In other words, condoms that are about as effective and hard-working as Prince Philip.