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Woman Sues Disgraced Priest Thomas Euteneuer for Molesting Her During Exorcism
A Virginia woman identified only as “Jane Doe” filed a lawsuit this week alleging that a former Catholic priest from the Diocese of Arlington Virginia molested her during an unauthorized exorcism ceremony. Her lawsuit names, in addition to the priest, the diocese itself and its Bishop and claims $5.35 Million in damages.
According to the complaint, Jane Doe, a resident of Warren County, appealed to the Reverent Thomas Euteneuer for council, saying she believed she needed an exorcism. Euteneuer then agreed to serve as her “deliverance minister,” and proceeded to preside over a 2-year-long exorcism to resolve Doe’s “severe” case of “unclean spirits.”
Doe’s complaint describes multiple incidents of inappropriate touching over the course of the prolonged ceremony. “He kissed the corners of her mouth; stroked her legs, breasts and thighs; caressed her face; laid his body on top of hers; and frequently explained full, passionate kisses as ‘blowing the Holy Spirit into her.’”
Doe is also alleging that Euteneuer penetrated her vagina digitally on at least six occasions.
The Diocese of Arlington has provided no response to the charges except to say that it has not yet received the complaint, Euteneuer has never been a priest of the diocese and that he was certainly not authorized by them to perform exorcisms.
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Former priest? Any idea just
Former priest? Any idea just when he stopped being one, and why? Why would this woman seek counsel and an exorcism from someone that was no longer a priest? (aside from being silly and gullible enough to believe there's such things as devils, demons, angels, and gods) Everyone knows that exorcisms are only effective when conducted by reformed vampires!
Okay, you all knew this was
Okay, you all knew this was coming..... But, the devil made him do it....
Another reason why religion
Another reason why religion should be considered fraud and outlawed.
Just a moment. Everyone
Just a moment. Everyone knows that in the State of Virginia, prior to an exorcism, a woman must be subjected to an unwanted trans vaginal examination. It's the law!
In the words of Speaker Boehner (pronounced BONER), it's, "Jobs, Jobs, Jobs!" They hired a bunch of unemployed people to check women's "who ha's".
It is only right that in lieu of Gov. McDonnell, Mr. 'Trans Vaginal' himself, a priest does the deed.
This makes no sense. She
This makes no sense. She could have said "stop that". If the exorcist failed to, she could stop the ceremony and leave. The priest is quite a handsome devil. I suspect what happened is she let things go on, got very turned on, then later felt very embarrassed and ashamed and decided to play the helpless victim role. The money would not hurt either to help her over her guilt.
Also what also makes no sense is the man was no longer a priest or associated with Diocese of Arlington, so what possible legal liability should they have?
That's like suing Pizza Hut because someone who once worked there did you some harm.
Roedy Green
Instead of molesting their
Instead of molesting their subjects and risking their careers and jail time, why don't these guys just take there collars off once in a while and go across town and and get laid? Whose to know? Their lives are just a big lie anyway. Next to God? That would rather be next to pussy.
Usually it's PRIESTS RAPE
Usually it's PRIESTS RAPE BOYS. Sometimes girls.
At last check I thought this
At last check I thought this was the 21st Century. Now, I see that even in mature economies like the USA, there are still people who believe in witchcraft, zombies and exorcism nonsense from the Middle Ages and earlier are still practiced.
If this former priest did in fact violate the victim as she claims, may he be brought up on charges and tried in a Court of Law. Let's see what happens.
How was the exorcism
How was the exorcism "unauthorized" if she requested it? If you're dumb enough to believe in that nonsense, you should expect some charlatan to take advantage of you.
You, Sir, are evidently
You, Sir, are evidently unfamiliar with the Ecumenical Council's latest dictum on the, "Art Of The Exorcism".
It clearly states that, "Any person stupid enough to put him or herself into the clutches of a clergyman for the purpose of "devil removal", gives up all of their civil rights along with their sense of propriety, their sense of dignity, and their sense of shame."
Amen.
Oops, you're right. I did
Oops, you're right. I did somehow miss that pronouncement. But I don;t pay enough attention to the ravings of the vacuous madmen of the Vatican.
I think I grasped the essence of it in my post, though ;)
Look, it's the engergizer
Look, it's the engergizer bunny... this fella rambles on, and on, and on.... he likes to listen to himself....
The demon in her probably
The demon in her probably made her head spin around a few times and told the priest "FUCK ME YOU SON OF A BITCH"