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Travesty! Pippa Middleton's Butt Only 2nd Best in England

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Apparently, Pippa Middleton, Kate Middleton’s sister, was praised and ogled over during her sister’s wedding for her spectacular rear-end (aka her butt). Unfortunately, her spectacular little tush wasn’t fantastic or amazing enough to take home England’s Rear of the Year Award. Yes, this is a real award. Yes, the U.S. needs an award like this. Yes, CDL will get to work on creating one immediately.

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Poor little Pippa (which is sort of an awkward name for borderline royalty) and her rear lost the award to 50-year-old Carol Voldemort Vorderman. Don’t worry if you don’t know who that is, I didn’t know either. Carol and her award-worthy caboose make up a fairly famous television personality across the pond.

Tony Edward’s, the organizer for this year’s award, said this about Carol:

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“The bottom[Brits are so punny] line, if you want to use that expression, is that if you Google Carol Vorderman’s bottom and stand back, there is a mass of websites dedicated to her rear assets.”

Examine the above picture closely, carefully — with the utmost scrutiny. As you can see, they differ in size, shape, and one can only assume, in personality as well. I’m going to resist my urge to create a poll for you all, so tell us who you think really deserved the award in the comments section below.

Image Credit to: WENN.com (modified by CDL)