If Lohan Goes Vegan, PETA will Pay for Rehab

| by Oh The Scandal
Cash-strapped starlet Lindsay Lohan protests that she doesn’t have the dough to pay for her stint in rehab.

Officials at People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) have offered to help – if she eats a vegan diet for the remainder of her stay.

Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Elden Fox ordered Lohan to go back to the Betty Ford Centre last week – for her sixth stint in rehab – until January 3.

But despite avoiding doing time in the slammer, according to her probation officer’s report, Lohan can’t afford the rehab alternative.

In the report, Lohan says “she cannot afford to continue to pay for the treatment program and she needs to work.”

The report adds, “The defendant states her clothing line is falling apart because she is not available to monitor the product.”

PETA’s solution? They will give her $10,000 if she cuts animal products from her diet for the duration of her rehab stay.

They have also promised her another $10,000 if she remains a vegan for a year afterwards.

PETA head Michelle Cho reached out to Lohan, telling her, “As you know, a crucial part of any recovery is showing charity to others. One way to do this is to be kind to animals, the Earth, and your own body. You’ll never regret it.”

If Lohan turns her nose up at the offer, she’s always got Plan B. Porn site Tube8 says they will foot her rehab bill if she signs on as their marketing consultant.

The bonus for LiLo? Unlimited access to their porn collection for her services.

PETA or Porn? Tough call, Lohan!