Maybe they were afraid that PETA's hot billboard would melt all the snow. Two sign companies refused to post the billboard that we wanted to erect prior to the Cattle Industry Annual Convention and National Cattlemen's Beef Association Trade Show in Denver, with one of the companies calling it "too much."
We had hoped to remind the cattlemen that impotence can be caused by artery blockage. Physicians and nutritionists agree that the best way to keep from clogging your arteries with the cholesterol and saturated fat found in meat and dairy products is to eat a diet high in fiber, including plenty of fruit, vegetables, beans, and whole grains.
Well, fine, if the cattlemen don't get the message, then I guess there will just be fewer cattletots running around. We're sure the cows won't complain about fewer cowpokes.
Written by Michelle Sherrow