Southwest Airlines flight attendant Marty Cobb recently gave her passengers some safety instructions, but added some humor.
“My ex-husband, my new boyfriend and their divorce attorney are going to show you the safety features of this Boeing 737 800 series,” Cobb told passengers, noted DigitalJournal.com (video below).
“Everybody gets a door prize in the seat back pocket in front of you, along with dirty diapers, chewing gum wrappers, banana peels and all other gifts you leave for us from time to time, it’s the safety information card,” added Cobb.
According to The Blaze, more of Cobb's one-liners included:
“Position your seat belt tight and low against your hips, like my grandmother wears her support bra.”
“As you know it’s a no-smoking, no-whining, no-complaining flight. It’s a please and thank you, and you are such a good-looking flight attendant.”
“If you’re traveling with small children, we’re sorry.”
“Basically, just do what we say and nobody gets hurt.”
Cobb’s video has almost 2 million views since being posted on April 12.
She states on her YouTube page, "Hilarious SWA flight attendant... wants to meet Ellen & Jimmy Fallon!!"