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Christina Aguilera's Real Reason for Canceling Tour: Pregnant? Divorcing?

| by Crazy Days and Nights

Live Nation must have been crushed to have delivered this news. "Christina Aguilera's summer tour has been moved to 2011 due to prior commitments that the singer had made to her film, 'Burlesque,' and to the promotion of her new album, 'Bionic.' The singer felt she needed more time to rehearse the show, and with less than a month between the album release and tour dates, this wasn't possible."

With all due respect, the movie does not even come out until November, and she can promote it on her tour and have some days off if she needs to go to New York or Los Angeles. Little thing called airplanes. Maybe you have seen pictures. Now, as for the album. She has been working on that thing for, like, two years. I hope it is finished. She has singles off it, so I'm not sure how much more she actually has to do. Oh, and isn't the idea of a concert tour to promote your album? Wow, what a concept. So, there must be something else going on here. Me being the cynical one, I am going with the split with the husband and being around her son during the time.

The other option is that she is so in love with her husband that, on one of their naked Sundays, they had sex and she got pregnant again, so won't be able to do any touring until 2011. I can see why you would think that is the better option. Whatever it is, it has to be something big, because you don't release a two-years-in-the-making album and then just not support it. You don't do that.