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Victoria's Secret Model Alessandra Ambrosio Hits the Beach (Pictures)

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Since we've now had over a thousand people come to the site this afternoon looking for Sarah Jessica Parker's breasts (thanks Google) we thought we might give our poor, misguided new arrivals these pictures to look at instead.

Ok, so there's no nipples on display (which is what we assume you're looking for) but we do have a lot flat stomach and a spot of unnatural bending to offer you instead. In fact, just looking at some of these pictures makes out spines hurt. WE SAID OUR SPINES, YOU DIRTY BUGGERS.

Anyway, for those of you who think that headlines are for losers and refuse tto read them on principle, her name is Alessandra Ambrosio and she's a Victoria's Secret model.

FUN FACT: The guy who founded Victoria's Secret sold it for $4m after five years, then ten years later committed suicide after being declared bankrupt.

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