Not so Smart: Lindsay Lohan's Dad To Open Bar in NY

| by Crazy Days and Nights

If you have been arrested for DUI, I think the last thing you need to do is open a bar. If you tell the world that drinking is wrong, you should not be opening a bar. If your daughter is a raging alcoholic who takes her underage sister to bars, you should not be opening a bar.

But, hey, if you are Michael Lohan and you see a chance to make a buck, then all those things get thrown out the window. TMZ is reporting that Michael Lohan is planning on opening a bar in the New York City area. He is actually a partner with a few other people, but he is supposedly the guy running the show.

Michael says the bar will offer a driving service and will test their employees for drugs. He didn't say whether Lindsay Lohan would have to pay for her drinks.