McDonald's Accidentally Puts Condoms In Happy Meals
(OV Editor's Note: This piece is satire.)
From the Tongue In Cheek Files:
5,000 Happy Meals were distributed with colored condoms instead of a plastic toy from the movie The Last Airbender.
The condoms were intended for the Provincetown, Mass. school system, which recently established a policy making them available for students of all ages; they were delivered to McDonald's distribution center in Barnstable, Mass. in error.
"The packages were so bright and colorful that they were mistaken for small toys for Happy Meals, but unfortunately most of the workers do not read English, and thought 'Ribbed Latex' was a character in the movie," said Robin Anderson, vice president of public relations for the chain, as published by El Universal of Mexico.
The mistake led to an incident in a Brewster, Mass., McDonald's, where more than a dozen 8-year-olds attending a birthday party all opened their condoms at once, and immediately blew them into balloons and started batting them around the restaurant.
The McDonald's incident also caused problems in Provincetown, where the schools accidentally received the restaurant's shipments of Last Airbender toys, and several were released to students who went into their school's nurse's office seeking condoms.
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and dont have a sexual disease by now your not having sex in Massachusetts!If they have to give out condoms in McDonalds happy meals then the next step will most likely be HIV test kits in your lunch boxes! If you want to know what homosexualizing aka criminalizing has done to the state of Massachusetts
•The Commissioner of the Massachusetts Department of Public Health is “married” to another man. In 2007 he told a crowd of kids at a state-sponsored youth event that it’s “wonderful being gay” and he wants to make sure there’s enough HIV testing available for all of them.
•Since homosexual marriage became “legal” the rates of HIV / AIDS have gone up considerably in Massachusetts. This year public funding to deal with HIV/AIDS has risen by $500,000. As the homosexual lobby group MassEquality wrote to their supporters after successfully persuading the Legislature to spend that money: "With the rate of HIV infections rising dramatically in Massachusetts, it's clear the fight against AIDS is far from over."
•Citing “the right to marry” as one of the “important challenges” in a place where “it’s a great time to be gay”, the Massachusetts Department of Public Health helped produce The Little Black Book, Queer in the 21st Century, a hideous work of obscene pornography which was given to kids at Brookline High School on April 30, 2005. Among other things, it gives “tips” to boys on how to perform oral sex on other males, masturbate other males, and how to “safely” have someone urinate on you for sexual pleasure. It also included a directory of bars in Boston where young men meet for anonymous sex.
Domestic violence •Given the extreme dysfunctional nature of homosexual relationships, the Massachusetts Legislature has felt the need to spend more money every year to deal with skyrocketing homosexual domestic violence. This year $350,000 was budgeted, up $100,000 from last year.
you can read more at www.massresistance.org Im pretty sure RAND MCNALLY puts this state on the " last place to take your vacation" list!
i mean it sounds possible. but if this happened i feel like we would be hearing about it everywhere.
Strange, I don't remember anyone at any point trying to make an effort to learn any of the native languages to the U.S. when they 'moved' over. But, hey! Now the language is *official*. That makes it different.
I really can't believe that these people have never seen a condom before wheather the names and instructions were in english or not. Is everybody programmed today to just do what they are told and never question.
real appetizing you get a happy meal and the toy is a oily balloon. see this is why I never go to McDonald's