Lindsay Lohan Tries to Outsmart Alcohol-Monitoring Anklet?

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Wow, it took two whole days for a story to come out about Lindsay Lohan trying to outsmart her SCRAM alcohol-monitoring anklet. I can't believe it took that long. From Us Weekly:

Being shackled with an alcohol-monitoring anklet doesn't mean Lindsay Lohan won't try to tipple. A source says the actress, 23, who wore one in 2007, has claimed she "put tea tree oil on to fool it."

Says Pasadena Recovery Center's Shirley Bennett, "Addicts will use anything with alcohol to set it off, so they can say, 'Oh, I wasn't drinking. It's my perfume!'"

Another Lohan strategy: using a paperclip to jam the signal. (She denied both strategies to UsMagazine.com.). But L.A. criminal defense attorney Decio Rangel Jr. notes: "She could go to jail" if caught.

Tea tree oil? What the f**k kind of made-up stoner concoction is that? Clearly Lindsay's listening way too closely to her gang of jobless hippy hanger-on friends. "Lindsay, the anklet won't pick up the alcohol from this tequila shot because tequila comes from the agave plant in Mother Earth." She might as well just get advice from Google.

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