Legalize it!

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It's about time we quit wasting all our money on busting potheads, then clothing and feeding them for years at a time without getting anything back from them. Don't get me wrong, I don't really care for potheads, and I don't know why they don't just go get a legal beer instead, but MY MONEY is being spent to chase these guys down, and spraying their pot with herbicide, and flyin' helicopters all over the damn country looking for their crops.

 What's it to me anyway? We'll always have idiots who want to breathe in smoke to get high instead of drinking a fine American lager like a civilized person, so why pick on the long-hairs? leave'em alone, and legalize it so I can keep more of my property taxes instead of feeding some mangy pothead hippie.

 If you're a hippie, you just go ahead with what you are doing. You're fine with me as long as you stay outside the fence, otherwise I'll set my dog on ya.