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Lakers Artest Compares Kobe to Jesus, Gives Jesus' Stat Line

| by The Daily Heat

After Kobe Bryant got ejected from Tuesday night’s home game against the Milwaukee Bucks for a profanity-laced, ridiculous tirade – behavioral expert Ron Artest analyzed the matter.

“It happened in the past, it happened in the present, it happened the future,” Artest said. “Not just for him. All players (get ejected). That happens a lot of times. You see guys get ejected. Rip Hamilton got ejected (recently) in Detroit. Bob Cousy got ejected…The only person who never got ejected was Jesus.”

Interesting. And Ron ain't talking about Jesus Shuttlesworth.

So Jesus Christ never got thrown out of an NBA game, Artest says.

Perhaps he was simply the beneficiary of playing in a David Stern-free era? Or did he get preferential treatment from the officials?

The Lakers forward didn’t stop there, though. When asked...

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