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Kanye West Replaces Teeth With Diamonds

| by Crazy Days and Nights


I have heard of some pretty idiotic things in my life, but Kanye West replacing a perfectly good set of teeth with diamonds and gold might just be at the top of the vanity idiot list. In an interview on "Ellen," Kanye showed off his new set of bottom teeth, which are made of diamonds and gold. It looks like a grill, so Ellen asked if it was, and Kanye said, "It's really my real teeth. I replaced my bottom row of teeth. I guess there's just certain things that rock stars are supposed to do."

It is one thing if you have bad teeth and need to have them replaced anyway, but he had great teeth and had them removed. What kind of dentist would willingly do that? Yes, I know, one who is paid a lot and will get lots of free publicity as a result of this.

I think they look stupid. In other news, he said that after the whole Taylor Swift thing, he just decided to get away, so went to Japan and to Rome to get away from the paps and the tabloids. Huh. Hear that, Lindsay? Yeah, as if she would ever do that.