Joran Van Der Sloot Has a Girlfriend

| by Crazy Days and Nights

Apparently Joran Van Der Sloot still attracts the ladies. Either they are idiots, or they have some type of terminal illness, so they don't feel threatened by being in his presence. Anything other than that and, well, I wonder what is wrong with you. According to The Enquirer, the woman, in her 30s, visits Joran in his cell. Not a waiting room or a visitors' room, but in his cell. Conjugal visits? Well, who knows. What The Enquirer does know is that she was originally hired by Joran's mom to bring Joran food. The rest just came naturally after some visits.

She is only there 30 minutes each time, but there is no limit to the number of times she is allowed to visit. Joran has referred to her as his girlfriend.