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Jesus Existed -- Just as Popeye Existed

The Jesus in the gospels never existed! Yep, that's right, although I have not changed my mind about anything. It comes from something that mythicist Steven Carr recently wrote:

There was an actual person behind the Popeye traditions.

So Popeye existed, according to mainstream Biblical historian criteria, as the character of Popeye was based on a real person.

Nobody would seriously doubt that Popeye was based on a real sailor who liked to get into a fight, if they studied history properly.

And , according to mainstream Biblical historical criteria, Sherlock Holmes existed, as the character in the stories was based on a real person.

All you need for somebody to exist is for that person to be based on a real historical person.

This is mainstream history, and mythicists should go to school and learn this.

So Popeye and Sherlock Holmes existed, according to all the criteria of mainstream Biblical history.

Of course, Olive Oyl and Dr. Watson may not have existed, just like Judas and Lazarus may not have existed, but that is simply not relevant to the historically certain facts that Popeye and Sherlock Holmes were based on real historically attested figures.

However, when people say 'Jesus' existed, they really want something more than a historical person behind the story.

They want Jesus to have more of an existence that Popeye or Sherlock Holmes.

So the mere statement that 'Jesus' was based on a real person no more convinces mythicists that Jesus existed than claiming that Popeye was based on a real person is evidence that Popeye existed. Link

His comment is probably the best statement of the problem in so few words I have read. I think it highlights the main issue that deserves further discussion. Let's say there is a human person behind the myths about the Jesus in the Gospels. So what? There are many myths about such a person to be found there, significant ones, primarily that he existed before creation, one with the father, fulfilled prophecy with his life, born of a virgin in Bethlehem, had the authority to speak for God, atoned for our sins on the cross, bodily arose from the dead and that he'd come again. With so many myths as these does it make much of a difference if the person pictured in the Gospels is a complete mythical person at this point? At that point who cares? Why then the passion over this issue? Why does it divide atheists like it does? Why issue challenges to other atheists/agnostics who disagree with the Mythicist position?

If there was a human being who was the basis for the Jesus figure in the NT, he is dead now.

If there was no human being who was the basis for the Jesus figure in the NT, so much the worse.

I think that at best the founder of the Jesus cult was an apocalyptic end times prophet, as I argued in a chapter for The Christian Delusion, but even that is a "best case scenario." Historical studies are fraught with so many problems I could be wrong. So in any case, people who agree there are many myths about Jesus in the Gospels should all agree that the Jesus figure pictured in the Gospels (and the NT for that matter) is a myth. If we must take it all at face value then such a person described there did not exist.

The Jesus of the Gospels is a myth. He never existed.

Now that's a major agreement between us and it goes against the largest religious group opinion in America, evangelicals. Let us then herald this agreement loudly and clearly.

The Jesus in the Gospels never existed. Catch my drift?

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topapito's picture

I have to say wow...

Here's what I really cannot believe. This is the year 2011. We have ships that sail around the world, planes that fly around the world, and ships that travel through space. The human race has resolved chicken pox, measles, and many more illnesses I cannot think of right now (it's late). Why on earth are we, is anyone taking this so seriously?

Science has proven that it is impossible to impregnate a virgin without penetrating her with any object and/or unless the hymen is broken. Mary was pregnant way too long ago which means the possibilities of disproving that theory with the last supposedly known occurrence is definitely out of reach. This has never happened again. I think we need a refresher miracle.

I would say, we would have more luck arguing with that crazy homeless guy in the subway about his imaginary friends.

Rashi18's picture

The foundation is a house of cards

Christians believe that Jesus died as a man on the cross
Christians believe that Jesus died for the sins of mankind

The books that created the modern concept of Jesus were written more than 300 years after he died.

Jesus believed in the bible that existed at the time of his death.

Part of the foundation of the bible is Deuteronomy 24:16 which says:
"A father shall not be put to death for the sins of his children. A child shall not be put to death for the sins of his father. No person shall be put to death for the sins of another."

Once this was exposed, Christians scrambled for a justification saying that Jesus was without sin. That has nothing to do with it. They scrambled to say that it was alright because he was half-man and half-divine. I could find no exception to Deuteronomy 24:16 stated that half-humans were exempt from it. When push comes to shove, we find lots of instances in Roman, Greek, and other mythologies when a god (note the small "g") mates with a human woman producing a demigod who in some instances dies with a promise of resurrection. The modern Jesus is based entirely on that mythology. There are lots of other refutations of the false messiah at www.messiahtruth.com Enjoy the reading. Bluto certainly would.

shawninMo's picture

Amazing

I always find it interesting how focussed non-believers are on God and Jesus. It's just the ramblings of a bunch of uneducated loons anyway, right?

Next you'll be arguing with the crazy homeless guy in the subway about his imaginary friends too.

I don't follow anyone, because those that appear to be on the same path usually end up just getting in my way.

dogon's picture

Imaginary Friends

"Next you'll be arguing with the crazy homeless guy in the subway about his imaginary friends too."

No

The problem with the imaginary friends the religious have is that they want the teachings of the imaginary friend to be made part of secular law.

The religious can enjoy having a sky daddy till the cows come home.....but keep it out of the public sphere.

shawninMo's picture

And guess what...

That has nothing to do with disproving Jesus. That has to do with religion not governing the american people.

We aren't going to need to disprove allah to fight sharia law when it comes our way either.

But like J-Jammer said...it's about hating what it means if the god of the bible is real.

I don't follow anyone, because those that appear to be on the same path usually end up just getting in my way.

Gregory's picture

I'd give you a hundred points

if i could. Very funny!

They do spend a lot of energy justifying their godlessness, don't they?

I think they believe. I really do. They want to argue with Jesus without acknowledging his existence. They're like dogs that chase their own tails.

I used to have a dog that would do that for at least a half hour at a time, and I'd say," Boy, what the heck do you think you're chasin'?" lol.

afghan iraq vet's picture

I can't understand

for the life me, why atheists and Godless people continue to argue about something the don't believe exists. If that isn't the definition of insanity I don't know what is.

politicalair's picture

Amen!

Apologetics would not accept that an entire field of study is imaginary!

Arguing with the wind seldom yields results.

Cai's picture

That's Easy

There's innumerable reasons to argue against religion, with each atheist holding his or her own view on the subject. Personally, I disapprove of others spending their lives believing they're working for an otherworldly being who promises payment in the next life.

And, another popular reason is how religious beliefs clash with human desires, which can tear people apart emotionally.

As far as your definition of insanity is concerned, I recommend you reconsider; people who believe in things no one can observe are far crazier.

dogon's picture

Tails

He is chasing the same thing you are......

Gregory's picture

The difference

there's 2 kinds of unbelievers, in my book. The one you find on here is the loudmouth punk who is mad at mom and dad, and takes a poop on the altar to vent their Freudian confusion over the whole thing.

The second kind, which I respect, is the guy who is a skeptic like I used to be. I respected people and their religions. I just didn't buy into it because I hadn't really thought it through yet.

I wasn't raised in church, Mom and Dad didn't go to church, and there was much skepticism over the whole thing.

Through logic and reason, I concluded that God did indeed exist, but what form he took was still in question. Until Jesus proved to me that he was the ONE GOD, I was willing to accept and respect any theory as to who God was.

But these guys on here aren't real skeptics, or even real atheists. They're just spoiled brats who need attention that Daddy never gave'em.

topapito's picture

Hi Greg

Ok, how about this? When asked what I think about god, my answer would be, I don't. I can joke about religion and the lunacy it could represent when I do think about it, but am always amazed at anyone taking it seriously enough to argue about it in any direction.

If you believe in god, hey, you are very welcome to do so. I just happen not to care whether he exists or not and have thus far not had the need to think about his/her existence. Just as I have not had the need to ponder about whether I am gay or straight. I like my women, always have, never did have to think about it. Or discuss the finer points of being straight.

If you want to play with your imaginary friends on a Sunday morning, why would I care? As long as you do it quietly and don't wake me up. You do not have the right to teach my children about god, nor to expect me to believe in your god. You do have a right to believe I am an idiot for not believing in your god. As I have the right to feel the same about your belief, though it is always much nicer if we keep those thoughts to ourselves.

How's that?

afghan iraq vet's picture

The best logic and reason I've heard

The reason there must be an all loving God. You obviously recognize the value of life. Where does that value come from, what do we use to guage that value? If you say that there is morality, in order for that morality to exist there must be a moralitly giver, something to base that morality off of. It can't come from society , as society is different across the globe. Some societies think it is ok to eat their neighbor. The moral law must be absolute and to be absolute it must come from somthing bigger more trancendent than ourselves.

If a life, a person, is to be of value, they can only be of value if there is a transcendent being who has given them that value. That value cannot be placed upon you by anything else. Morality is not evolutionary and it has no value unless there is a moral law giver.

So, if there is no moral law giver, and there is nothing after this life, what does it matter if I am good, who really cares if I am nice to my neighbor. It doesn't matter in the end anyway. So what if I "make him feel good about himself".

Look up Ravi Zacharias on you tube, watch and listen to some of his debates on the existence of God and diety of Jesus Christ. Go to www.rzim.org to read some papers and essays.

bagpiper2005's picture

That Would Be Valid....

...except for the Judeo-Christian "God" is not loving. The Judeo-Christian "God" is vengeful, spiteful, vindictive, sadistic, and bloodthirsty.

afghan iraq vet's picture

The same God

The same God that sacrificed his own Son so that you and I might have sanctification? The same God that delivered the Israelites from the hands of Pharaoh? The same God that warned Sodom and Gomorrah of their immorality and sin and gave them the opportunity to repent before he destroyed them? The same God that warned everyone before he flooded the earth? The same God that gives you the free will to either serve Him or be self serving and live a life of sin if you want to? That God?

Sorry my friend, but if you are talking about that God, He loves you enough to let you go life your life of sin and die in your sin. He loves you enough to allow his own Son to die for you on the chance that you will love him back. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.

bagpiper2005's picture

Pffft

If your "God" was a truly loving "God" there would have been no need for Jesus because a truly loving "God" would not create human beings with the ability to sin, then there would be no need for hell and everyone would still be living in the Garden of Eden.

That's what a truly loving "God" would do. By the way, sacrificing your own son is morally repulsive, no matter which way you turn it.

afghan iraq vet's picture

OK

So you want to be in service to a god because you are forced to, not because you want to. I got it. You would rather not have a choice in the matter. Just like in communism, if you let people choose, they make the wrong decision, they will choose for you. I got it now, there is no pleasing people like you. That's fine though, it's your choice.

MrBook's picture

letting choose?

What choice is there? Follow and be rewarded, don't and be tortured for all eternity?

bagpiper2005's picture

Free Will Is A Lie

One way or another, with your "God" there is no free will. Obey and go to heaven, OK. But disobey and get sent to hell where he gets a thrill out of torturing you for time and eternity. That's not free will, your "God" gets his way in the end.

So if free will isn't possible, why not create your creation to choose right by default? Seems to be the loving thing.

Cai's picture

That's the problem with God

What makes the God presented in the Bible (and other gods in other holy books, of course) so loathsome is their demanding praise for their awesomeness by threatening nonbelievers with an eternity of agony.

The idea of free will is also challenged by the fact that in order for God to be omniscient, to know all, He must not be bound by time. Therefore, everything that has and will ever happen must have been known to Him from the very beginning. Therefore, if God actually exists, He created everything with the intent of the majority of people suffering an eternity (especially in an older world without mass communication).

To me, the only god worthy of praise is one who doesn't demand it and also reserves mercy for those who don't give him praise. But I suppose that is another argument altogether.

J-Jammer's picture

Hate and dislike

fuel people's need to attack Jesus or God.

No reason or logic.

Just sayin'....

People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. - Soren Aabye Kierkegaard (1813-1855)

Russell Fine's picture

Just the contrary... Logic Fuelds The Attack...

Atheists, who are far more commonly attacked by theists than the reverse, are almost completely driven by logic and reason when disputing religion. The entire basis of religion -- faith -- is the idea of knowing without evidence. Sorry, but it's the other way 'round.

J-Jammer's picture

I, personally, like

atheist--for the most part. I'm similar to an atheist in thought on religion, except I actually believe in God.

People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. - Soren Aabye Kierkegaard (1813-1855)

HappyNat's picture

Where is the "attack"?

I would also like to ask for an apology to Popeye and Mr Holmes as they are clearly under attack as well.

J-Jammer's picture

You've clearly

been hit in the head and are acting silly.

Come back when you have understanding of others.

People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. - Soren Aabye Kierkegaard (1813-1855)

Tom Robbins's picture

actually.

i loved the IDEA of jesus christ. i loved the whole thing. but then i read the bible. and things did not match up. things that are kinda... muy importante. like christ's crucifixion, and the events afterward. and the fact that god seemed to not understand what a measured response was, or the psychology of a rape victim. and that slavery was just A-ok. so, using reason and logic, i decided that either A)god is real, but he is not worth or capable of being worshipped,
B) god is fake, and that means i have free sundays.
i dont hate or dislike anything about the bible. somethings make me uncomfortable, like how the followers of it tend to cherry pick/take whatever the pastor says as canon, but oh well. that aint my problem anymore till they try to make it into my school curriculum/ law.

J-Jammer's picture

You didn't read the bible

I hate when people say they read the bible when they clearly didn't.

Using what you think of a slave vs what they thought as a slave....is not only wrong, it shows you didn't actually read.

All his responses were correct. Name one that wasn't? Oh and don't give me the "So hard to pick from all the bad things" because you're going to make me think you too have been struck in the head several times.

I can't take people like you seriously. I often wonder if you passed reading comprehension when you were in school....or if they just passed you so that they didn't have to deal with the head trauma.

You do hate what is in the bible or you wouldn't feel the need to speak out against it. Why speak out against something that you just find borderline bad?

And that last sentence is passive, meaning why bother to have an opinion on this at all?

Cannon? Oh no...you're one of those?

Like it?

That's how you treat others.

Care to continue?

People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. - Soren Aabye Kierkegaard (1813-1855)

Mike D's picture

Jesus said

Non-believers do all that is bad.
Do you believe this is true? If not then Jesus is wrong and could not be a deity.

J-Jammer's picture

Jesus said what?

You're going to have to be more exact.

Your question is far too lawyery.

People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. - Soren Aabye Kierkegaard (1813-1855)

Cai's picture

Attack the Idea

...as opposed to the person behind it. Unless your accusations against the person have some merit and are relevant to the issue at hand. Or don't; it just makes you look incompetent.

As far as Mr. Robbins' response is concerned, those are the same conclusions I came to regarding God. He is either a malevolent being unworthy of being worshiped, or is not accurately depicted in the Bible and is unknown to humanity.

J-Jammer's picture

When the ideas

don't match the reading.

The problem is the person.

People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. - Soren Aabye Kierkegaard (1813-1855)

Cai's picture

Regardless

The problem is that saying

"I can't take people like you seriously. I often wonder if you passed reading comprehension when you were in school....or if they just passed you so that they didn't have to deal with the head trauma, "

is a direct insult to the writer, not the writer's opinions. Also, I'm confused about what "When the ideas don't mate the reading" is supposed to mean. Is that saying that because Robbins didn't reach the same conclusion as you did from the Bible, that he is wrong? Again, I'm just suggesting that you do your opinions justice and not dirty them with petty attacks to other people.

J-Jammer's picture

Because

the reader didn't read as they claimed. They took what a website told them and regurgitated it.

As if their, or his, idea is at all unique. Acting as if he came up with it isn't only a lie...it's not true.

I only give as much dirty as those that I'm replying to have already done themselves.

It's not like this was entire article was created out of the goodness of the person's heart.

People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. - Soren Aabye Kierkegaard (1813-1855)

topapito's picture

I've read the bible...

Three times from cover to cover. NOT on the internet. Believed in it, preached it as a kid. Today, an adult, I don't believe in your God. Oh I believe that there is something, just not sure of what it is. From my point of view, your god, and I am assuming you're some sort of Christian, comes across as some sadistic, psychopathic control freak who forced us to live on this planet for the sole purpose of testing our faith. Sounds to me like a pretty ruthless way to treat the "kids" you say you love. Let me provide an example, Bolivia, Africa, Haiti, Nicaragua, Asia, Afghanistan, Iraq. If any of those are god's children, WTF!? My take? Religion, any religion, has always been, will always be, used to aid in the control of the masses. Governments have always encouraged the belief in god and while the Sunday sermon is ringing, have gone on to commit the biggest atrocities in history. Mostly under the cover of god. "God? Where were you on September 11?". Your failure to show up then, and consistent failure to show during any time of real struggle for your "children", is proof enough of either your nonexistence, or downright evil. BTW, if Christ was your only son, why call us your children? You really should have kept him alive. But then again, you do treat us like stepchildren.

J-Jammer's picture

Sounds like you

just got that from an Atheist website.

People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. - Soren Aabye Kierkegaard (1813-1855)

topapito's picture

And your point is?

Is there, or was there a point to your comment? I know, you have no answer, so an attempt at being funny is your way of discrediting the question.

The sad part is, these are legitimate questions that point to a lack of truths in the christian fairy tale. And your answers confirm the ignorance required to believe in such hogwash.

Truth is, there are no answers other than faith based answers and at this stage, the only thing I plan to have faith in is my ability to support myself.

J-Jammer's picture

You don't have a question

you want answered. You have anger that you have pointed and want to blame, blame, blame. It's unfortunate, but it's something you have to work out, I'm not going to be your target board. Sorry to disappoint.

No, there is not a single legitimate question that would come from someone that actually took time to read the Bible without having to be told what it meant. Proved by your "hogwash" comment.

"Truth is" that you can't post truth.

And you don't support yourself very well.

People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. - Soren Aabye Kierkegaard (1813-1855)

topapito's picture

You didn't read the comments huh?

I posted nothing but truth. And questions are there, you know, those sentences followed by question marks? You do know what question marks are?

I don't support myself very well? Not a very substantiated statement which as well, has no substance. Do you mean I need a cane to walk? Or I don't make enough money? Or is it that my arguments have no support? Or maybe it means you have nothing important to say but must say something because your feeble mind tells you that unless you say something demeaning bout me, you're losing the argument?

By the way, those are questions too up there. And a question mark looks like this (?). A question mark at the end of a sentence is usually considered a question. Suck as in my first post. Still confused? Hey, I just made another question! Did you see it?

If those questions where too difficult, the ones in my first post, how about answering this one? Where is your god when his alleged children are dying of hunger and misery? Or is he only interested in those with the bucks to survive holocausts? And the most important one in my mind is, if Jesus was his only son, why are we called his "children"?

Those are questions, and I am sure anyone reading this doesn't care about your opinion of me. But they would be interested in responses to those questions. How about it Jammer, got anything to say that's remotely an answer? Of course, other than telling me, again, that I asked no questions and the blah, blah, blah, about my directing my inner hatred and boohoohooh about my sad little life?

J-Jammer's picture

You ask your questions

without answering them in the process with your attitude and then I might notice them as legit.

Just like those questions you asked in the second paragraph. That's more of a display of attitude than an actual need to know.

If you read the bible you'd know where God is and what is going on. I thought that's what you did.

Why would he be interested in paper that humans created to abuse one another with? And how does he ignore children? Because he doesn't do as you want him to? Because he doesn't act as you deem necessary? Or is it really because you don't understand what is that is going on so instead of trying (or bothering to try) you actually just assume the worse so your anger is placed correctly? I think that's more fact than the others.

Children is different than son in context. Son is specific. Children is more in general to give an idea more so than fact. Unless that's too difficult for you and reading isn't something you often do. You must only read straight non-fiction without any type of descriptions with the use of "like" "as if" or "looked like".

Do you actually have a question that isn't hinged on your need to emote? Your sarcasm and wit are nowhere to be found...and even though you try, I try better.

People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. - Soren Aabye Kierkegaard (1813-1855)

topapito's picture

I understand...

I understand that god has a plan, one which we will never be told. We have to have faith and believe that he works in mysterious ways and we are not at his level and therefore have no clue about why he does what he does. Right?

I call my kids my children. Because they are my children. I call no one else's kids my children because they are not my children. You want to put curves into words to avoid that particular question, I won't understand. The word MY denotes ownership, possession, the word CHILDREN denotes well, kids. If I say "my children", there is absolutely no difference than if I say my daughters or sons. There is no other context there.

I have no need to emote thank you. I am very emotionally balanced, support a very large family and not only financially. Thanks for your concern, but really, I'm ok.

God is in the suburbs and the rich places, particularly where there is lots of money. Notice how bad things never tend to happen in the richest neighborhoods? I live in a higher class neighborhood and nothing ever happens here. Yet 20km from my house, we have unbelievable stuff happening.

I asked a question. Your incessant labeling of my questions does not turn it into a non-question. Do YOU have an answer for my question without coming up with an excuse to not answer it? I know you have no answer, nobody does. Just can't get you to admit that there is no answer for it without turning this into a "you have issues" thing.

Answer the bleeding question without telling me fairy tales like how the context of the words and the way they were said or breathed or thought. Words are words, they either mean what you say or they don't. It's very simple really, why are you complicating it? You could just come out and say you don't know. Is that even possible?

J-Jammer's picture

I understand what he does

it's not that hard. So that first paragraph is nothing but your own bias idea of what you assume. Shocker.

You don't read a lot do you? That second paragraph said that. I guess you think that when someone says they are part of a flock that they think they're sheep. Or that they are part of a hive that they're a bee.

You don't have balance. I don't have any concern for you.

Bad things happen to the rich. You don't watch the news do you? I guess only the poor died during the Holocaust.

You didn't have any questions that weren't already answered. I guess you have this entitlement problem. If you do, please just say so and then I'll treat you different as you want to be treated.

You haven't answered what I asked, have you? Nope.

You could state you don't get it, and that's the truth, you don't.

People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. - Soren Aabye Kierkegaard (1813-1855)

topapito's picture

A flock of sheep?

Or maybe birds, deer, or any such animal that may be categorized as a flock when together. And you think I am the one that doesn't get it. Lol.

Children = NOUN
Flock = ADJECTIVE

It's a simple fact of language. There is no other meaning that can be inferred by using the word children. But it goes to figure, if to you, words can be twisted into anything to mean anything, then no wonder god is almighty and just and good and I am of course wrong because "no soap, radio".

Cue the "Twilight Zone" music .

J-Jammer's picture

I didn't say other meanings

You did.

I suggested something else entirely.

People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. - Soren Aabye Kierkegaard (1813-1855)

topapito's picture

Misspelling alert...

I meant to say "Such as in my first post..." rather than "Suck as in my first post..." Apologies for that.

J-Jammer's picture

It's understandable

I misspell and even use the wrong word, so no problem.

People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. - Soren Aabye Kierkegaard (1813-1855)

Tom Robbins's picture

i...

i dont get it. as if the bible is unique, mr jammer. and what is something that is not a true, and yet is not a lie?

J-Jammer's picture

Your question

doesn't get it. You must tire yourself with this thinking unthinking thing you do.

No you don't get it, and that's the problem. You sit there and state you've read it only to show you've read what someone else though. Not the same difference.

People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. - Soren Aabye Kierkegaard (1813-1855)

Tom Robbins's picture

wow.

you're like gregory, but unintelligent and not entertaining.

dogon's picture

The Jammer

No point in getting it on with the Jammer...he is way to far gone like Gregory to bother with....save your text for people who can think rationally....or at least attempt to.

J-Jammer's picture

What?

You're better than what I wrote?

As if....

Show me.

People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. - Soren Aabye Kierkegaard (1813-1855)

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